art is the weapon

Bec.
20. Australia.
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Doctor Who. Supernatural. Paramore. Misfits. Tattoos. Music. Phantom of the Opera. Kingdom Hearts.
Live.Love.Laugh.Life.

meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

(Source: meladoodle, via thefuuuucomics)

brozoinks:

i love how “lmao” has evolved over the years from a genuine expression of mirth to the modern symbol of wet, unemphatic amusement; the mere ghost of an emotion, reflecting the journey of modern youth from innocent naievete to hardened apathy lmao

(Source: brozoi, via justdarcey)

fleshpound:

a man walks into a bar and the bartender asks “hey why the long face?”

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the man ignores the bartender and orders his drink

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(Source: warchief, via thefuuuucomics)

dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

(via margaretradl)

feggotdesu:

dating me means dating my anxiety and my random spouts of depression it means dating my panic attacks at 11pm or 2 am or 5am or anytime of the day for that matter it means dating my mood swings where i get really upset over everything about me and all my insecurities and how i’m not good enough because i’m never good enough

(via strange--charm)

deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

(Source: deucebasket, via thefuuuucomics)

  • Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by the time you're 20
  • Me: What