and it occurred to me, Crowley has service in Hell. He has a number that is literally impossible.
Therefore, Hell must have it’s own network
then it occurred to me only demons can use this network. But how? Must be in their aura or blood or something.
I repeat, it’s probably something in their blood
Sam has demon blood.
Conclusion: Sam gets his wifi from hell which is why he gets wifi everywhere
Yesterday at the thing I had for my birthday my dad was making a speech and was talking about how I worked out Santa Claus wasn’t real when I was six and then one of my little cousins’ jaw dropped and he said “….WHAT?” then everyone else’s jaws dropped and people started awkwardly laughing.
AND THATS HOW MY FATHER RUINED CHRISTMAS
Something I’ve never noticed before:
Snape not only deflects McGonagall’s attack but uses it to take down Alecto and Amycus in a single armwave behind his visual field. Like they both had their wands out too but BOY they did not see that coming. Snape knew that he needed to get rid of them before being driven out of the castle so that they wouldn’t harm any of the students GOD what a badass motherfucker