i just have to always reblog this…………..
Amazing
It’s not always what you see
And society’s trying to make us want to match up to these women, who aren’t even real.
The girl in the top right (Jennifer Lawrence?) looks SO much better in the unedited photo.
Jennifer Lawrence looks delicious in her unedited picture, what the hell were they thinking?
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I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
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I was thinking about Crowley’s ‘666’ number
and it occurred to me, Crowley has service in Hell. He has a number that is literally impossible.
Therefore, Hell must have it’s own network
then it occurred to me only demons can use this network. But how? Must be in their aura or blood or something.
I repeat, it’s probably something in their blood
Sam has demon blood.
Conclusion: Sam gets his wifi from hell which is why he gets wifi everywhere
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that awkward shiver that makes me look like im being possessed by satan
the awkward shiver that makes the person im posessing look cold
oh my god
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Yesterday at the thing I had for my birthday my dad was making a speech and was talking about how I worked out Santa Claus wasn’t real when I was six and then one of my little cousins’ jaw dropped and he said “….WHAT?” then everyone else’s jaws dropped and people started awkwardly laughing.
AND THATS HOW MY FATHER RUINED CHRISTMAS
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in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies
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Ellen’s just like “Don’t even lie to me. I went on ‘trips’ with plenty of girls and we were ‘just friends’. I AM ELLEN, DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.”
^ “DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.” I literally thought Gandalf the Grey.
YOU SHALL NOT PASS [as heterosexual]!
Ellen is Gandalf the Gay
GANDALF THE GAY
For the fucking comments oh my GOD.
Ellen can smell your gay from miles away.
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if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%
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Something I’ve never noticed before:
Snape not only deflects McGonagall’s attack but uses it to take down Alecto and Amycus in a single armwave behind his visual field. Like they both had their wands out too but BOY they did not see that coming. Snape knew that he needed to get rid of them before being driven out of the castle so that they wouldn’t harm any of the students GOD what a badass motherfucker
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