(Source: catelynstarking, via dragmedownsomemore)
I don’t care what your gender is, I’m calling you dude.
You’re a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, your mom’s a dude.
(Source: iamthemagicks, via truthisalie)
His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti
(via ifuckedjoshfarro)
(Source: jaclynnicolee, via entayy)
Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least.
(via urienate)
(Source: rraaaarrl, via silenceistheloudestsound)
(via truthisalie)
the year is 2012
sexy has disappeared once again
only one man can bring it back
(Source: believed, via andicantspell)
(Source: itsmayrabitches, via frostedstache)
a tumblr user walks into a joke and starts crying because theyre offended
my dad was killed by a joke you asshole
wow that’s offensive, some people don’t even have assholes, you bastard
(via butmyjollysailorbold)
